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No More Hip Hop Music in Bangkok’s Nightlife – Blame it on the Drugs?

I’ll tell you right now, I’ve never really been a fan of house and techno music. A few years back, you could mostly find this type of music in Bangkok’s underground “drug c...

The Appeal of Living in Chiang Mai Thailand

Let’s face it: Chiang Mai does not have the same night life as Pattaya or Bangkok no matter how some bloggers try to justify it— and there are no beaches to be found anywhere. ...

My Wife and I Want to Have Sex with a Thai Girl

Recently I received a question from a couple traveling to Thailand that are very interested in having a threesome with a Thai girl. They have no problems paying for sex in Thailan...

I Fight 3 Thai Guys and Runs Away Like a Little Girl

This is a true story about a fight that I had in Thailand about 2 years ago.  I never posted this to our website because frankly, I was kind of ashamed of what I did. But looking ...

My Thai Girlfriend Was Raped…

It’s true.  One of my Thai girlfriends was raped.  But it’s not exactly what you think… The other day I was with one of my girls at a bar on Sukhumvit Soi 11, and we starte...

Where to Fix a Broken Laptop Computer in Bangkok – Pantip Plaza

The other day I was taking a shower and hear something very loudly crash to the floor…followed by the words, “I’m sorry. I’m sorry…” I jump out of the shower to see wha...

What Bangkok Nightclubs Are Open Past 2:30am – Spicy, Bossy, and Shock 39

Hey Guys, So I must apologize for an oversight of mine.  Since the coup, I’ve been letting our readers know that the Thailand nightlife is back to being as great as it has alway...

5 Steps – How To Juggle Multiple Thai Girls at Once in Thailand [VIP]

I’ve got a good one here for you guys!  Here is some expert advice on how to juggle more than one Thai girlfriend at once.  This isn’t always as easy as it may seem.  Thai g...

Why Thai Models Sleep With Foreigners So Easily

You know, for the life of me I don’t fully understand it.  These Thai models are so easy to sleep with. Listen, I’m Not Rich, Handsome, or the World’s Greatest Pickup Artist...

Should I Take My Thai Girlfriend to the United States?

This is not an uncommon question.  You spend your holiday in Thailand, you fuck the hottest girl of your life, and you are treated like a king… So of Course You Don’t Want it ...