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Guest Post – My First Visit To Thailand

This guest post is from a reader who randomly came across our website when first considering a trip to Thailand. The below post outlines his life changing adventure to Thailand whe...

I Pick Up a Thai Model and am Hit with LMR

“If you go to a club in Bangkok, always get a bottle of hard alcohol instead of buying one beer at a time.  Bottle service comes with a table and will give you enough drinks to ...

Sexy Thai School Girls – How to Tell the Difference Between College and High School

The other day I was in MBK, one of the largest shopping malls in Bangkok.  Although I hate shopping, it was finally time to replace my broken HTC phone with something better. Walk...

Is There Racism Against Foreigners in Thailand?

First off, when I’m talking about “racism”, I’m not talking about being strung up and lynched. I’ve said this many times before and will say this again: Thailand is one o...

Got to Love Bangkok!

The plan was to stay in Bangkok for three days then head to Koh Samui. However, why leave when there is so much fun to be had? This is one of those cases where three days turns int...

First Night Back in Bangkok – WTF Was I Thinking…

She has her finger to her lips signaling me to be quiet.  She thinks she is being quiet…she thinks she is being smooth. A couple minutes later my friend says, “You do realize ...

First Thing You Should Do When Arriving in Bangkok Thailand [VIP]

We are often asked: What is the first thing I should do when I arrive in Bangkok Thailand? Our three part answer is always the same: 1- Hotel Check into your hotel and drop off you...

Q & A | What is the Girl Situation on Phi Phi?

Hi there I have been to Phi Phi years ago but took a girl with me. Anyway, just wondering if there are any lady bars there now?  My friend and I would prefer to get a girl there. ...

Q & A | I Need a Girl For Sex in Thailand, What Should I Do? [VIP]

I am a US citizen. Now I am in Bangkok. I am looking for a girl for a relationship. Please send me an email. ******** Dude, we’re not a fucking escort service. Read our Gods of T...

Q & A | Help, I’m Coming to Thailand On a Budget [VIP]

Hey GoT, I finally had it and I want to come see Thailand. I bought my ticket, and I’ll be there in 2 weeks. The thing is, I’m a recent graduate so buying the ticket al...