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The Real Man’s Travel Guide to Bangkok Thailand

Welcome to the Gods of Thailand insider guide for Bangkok. Seven will show you the best nightlife, clubs, bars, hottest Thai girls, sex in Bangkok, and much more.

5 Tips for Partying in Thailand Without Looking Like a Stupid Foreigner

Partying in a foreign country is often fun but can be quite different from what you are used to. Every country will have its own “rules” and “language” for its nightlife. S...

3 Best Shisha Bars in Bangkok

The shisha craze is sweeping Thailand, and if you find yourself anywhere in this country (especially Bangkok), you’re likely to find yourself in the vicinity of at least a fe...

The Only Cool Nightclub in Sathorn – Ce La Vi Bangkok Nightclub

Sathorn is more known for being a business district of Bangkok, not nightlife. But there is one spot that is often overlooked. Ce La Vi Bangkok Club Lounge Ce La Vi Bangkok, former...

5 Best Pool Parties in Bangkok

If you’ve been to a few pool parties in Vegas you haven’t seen anything yet. They do it even better in Bangkok. So get in shape, get a nice swimming suit (no fucking sp...

5 Kick Ass Bars in Thong Lor Bangkok

Bangkok is one of the hottest tourist destinations in the world, often ranking as the #1 most visited city in the world. Many who really know Thailand, will tell you that Thong Lor...

How to Find the Best Soapy Massage Parlors in Bangkok

We’ve written many times on this website talking about the amazing soapy massages in Pattaya. But we’ve only briefly touched on the very nice options to be found in Bangkok. In...

Where to Party for New Year’s Eve in Bangkok

Wow, I just checked my email for the first time in a week and have I A LOT of emails from our readers asking about New Year’s Eve in Bangkok. I’ve celebrated in Bangkok for the...

How to Buy Whey Protein in Thailand Without Getting Raped

Throughout the years of living in Thailand, one thing that has constantly annoyed me is the cost of health supplements, especially Whey Protein. I’m far from a fitness guru, but ...

Different Partying Styles in Bangkok – Good vs Bad

Partying in Bangkok is different than partying in any other cities around the world. In other countries, bottle service is often reserved for the rich, while drinking beer is for t...

3 Best Indoor Rock Climbing Gyms in Bangkok Thailand

Hi Gods of Thailand, I’m planning an adventure trip in Thailand that includes rock climbing, diving, and of course girls. I’ll be in Bangkok for the first week. Any good pl...