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The Real Man’s Travel Guide to Koh Samui Thailand

Welcome to the Gods of Thailand insider guides for Koh Samui. Seven will show you the best nightlife, clubs, bars, hottest Thai girls, sex in Samui, and much more.

When Are The Best Months to Visit Koh Samui Thailand?

Hi Gods of Thailand, I’m planning a trip to Thailand later this year and I really want to visit Koh Samui. But don’t want to sit on the beautiful beaches with shitty weather. W...

Navigo Samui – The Best and Cheapest Taxi for Koh Samui

If you are new to Asia, you probably have never heard the following words before… If you are familiar with Asia, you are probably far too familiar with these words… Taxi Mafia ...

Frisbee Gold, Burritos, and the Best Cheeseburgers on Koh Samui

On my most recent stay on the island of Koh Samui Thailand, I came across a few American ran businesses that were just too good not to mention. Here are my 3 favorite new businesse...

Nok Air – Cheap Flight from Bangkok to Samui

As many of our readers know, Koh Samui is a stunning island and a place that I used to call home. The women are beautiful, prices are cheap, and you have freedom to do as you pleas...

What is The Best Hamburger on Koh Samui Thailand – Q & A

I’m coming to Samui next Thursday and I remember reading on your site some time back about a good place in Lamai that make the best burger in Samui 🙂 can you tell me the n...

The First Nuru Massage Shop on Koh Samui – Prices, Location, and Pictures

Koh Samui finally opened up their first Nuru Massage. Now if you don’t know what a Nuru Massage is, it’s the next best thing to a Soapy Body Massage. You can google it, but in ...

2014 Green Mango Nightclub Review – Samui Thailand [Videos]

Hey Guys, Every week I get emails asking about Koh Samui and where are the best places to party. Although there are only a few nightclubs options on this paradise island, there is ...

The Best Fitness Gym on Koh Samui Thailand

Just got back from a very relaxing…and fun time on Koh Samui Thailand. During this time, I checked out at a new fitness gym which just open – Elite Gym and Fitness on Koh Sam...

2014 Cost of Sex on Koh Samui Thailand

It’s no secret that I love Koh Samui. It’s more than my paradise island, it has been my second home for the last few years. In fact, I’ve written the most complete guide that...

10 Awesome Restaurants on Koh Samui Thailand

Below is a list of my 10 favorite foreign restaurants on Koh Samui. Even though Thai food is great, it’s also good to take a little break and have some incredible tasting foreign...