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Seven Answers Your Thailand Questions Here

Have a question about Thailand or want to know how to live like a king in paradise? Send us an email and your questions will be answered Gods of Thailand style in the section of our website.

How to Buy Sarms and Steroids in Thailand

This has been a question I’ve received many times over the years. However, without having previous experience with performance enhancing drugs, I steered clear of tackling this t...

My Wife and I Want to Have Sex with a Thai Girl

Recently I received a question from a couple traveling to Thailand that are very interested in having a threesome with a Thai girl. They have no problems paying for sex in Thailan...

Help! My Thai Girlfriend Doesn’t Want Sex in Thailand – Q & A

I have question. I’m currently in Bangkok, with a girl I met here previously. I have been here a week with her already, and was planning to stay until the middle of January. ...

What is The Best Hamburger on Koh Samui Thailand – Q & A

I’m coming to Samui next Thursday and I remember reading on your site some time back about a good place in Lamai that make the best burger in Samui 🙂 can you tell me the n...

My Guest Friendly Hotel in Thailand Wants My Thai Girl To Check In – Q & A

What’s the deal with this? I don’t want to check in with reception every time I bring a new girl back to my hotel room, especially since I go through three different girls a da...

Anal Sex with Hookers and Prostitutes in Thailand [VIP Only]

Dear Gods of Thailand, I have a question. I just got back from a trip to Thailand. I had a great time but there is one thing that really surprised me, I did not find one Thai g...

Q & A – Black Men Visiting Thailand

I’ve received a few different variations to this question the last couple months, so I’ve decided to answer on the website: The question can be summed up like this, “What kin...

Q & A – In Thailand and Want To Shag a Furry Cunt [VIP Only]

Dear Gods of Thailand, I just really love hairy girls (those amazing pussies with a lot of hair on it). But I was told it is almost impossible to find girls like this in Bangkok. I...

How to Convince Thai Girls to Have Sex on Camera in Thailand [VIP]

This is a question by one of our readers that I enjoyed so much, I even wrote this post about it. Although I have no desire to be a porn star in Thailand, which I believe is “tec...

How to Meet Guy Friends in Thailand (Not Gay)

Recently I received this email: Your website is amazing and inspiring and has all the information one would ever need to tear it up in Thailand… except how to meet bro buddie...