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Welcome to our insider guides for Thailand. Seven will show you the best nightlife, clubs, bars, sexy Thai girls, sex in Thailand, shopping, restaurants, and much more.

How to Buy Sarms and Steroids in Thailand

This has been a question I’ve received many times over the years. However, without having previous experience with performance enhancing drugs, I steered clear of tackling this t...

5 Bullshit Myths About Thailand

If you’ve never been to Thailand before, your impression of the country is probably colored by movies, TV and urban legends. That means most of what you think you know about ...

7 Biggest Scams in Thailand That Can Be Avoided

Like all countries in the world, there are scams designed to cost foreigners money. Thailand is no different. Here are some of the most common scams in Thailand and how to avoid th...

Random Stuff – 5 Interesting Things about Thailand

There’s no doubt, Thailand is an interesting place with an interesting history. The following facts probably won’t change your life much, but sometimes it’s good to k...

How to Buy Whey Protein in Thailand Without Getting Raped

Throughout the years of living in Thailand, one thing that has constantly annoyed me is the cost of health supplements, especially Whey Protein. I’m far from a fitness guru, but ...

How to Survive Corrupt Police Officers in Thailand [VIP Only]

There are some articles I write that aren’t for the mainstream audience. And this is one of them. For all VIP members, if you plan on partying in Thailand – this is one art...

How to Have Multiple Girlfriends in Thailand…Without Getting Stabbed

Dear Gods of Thailand, So I have a problem. I’ve been living in Thailand for 6 months and I find it is very difficult to juggle more than one girlfriend. The girls will come over...

Quick Tip – Wednesday is Cheap Movie Day in Thailand

Hey Guys, This is a quick tip that can save you a little bit of money. As I’ve mentioned quite a few times on this website, seeing a movie at the cinema is a MUST when you are in...

5 Different Types of “Real” Massages in Thailand

“Dear Gods of Thailand, I’ve never had a massage before in my life. What are some of the different types of massages you can get in Thailand…I’m not interested in a dirty m...

The Thai Ladyboy Test – How Good is Your Katoey Radar?

Hey Guys, I recently came across a website the other day that had an interactive Ladyboy test. Which I’ve been waiting for someone to create, but I’ve been too lazy to do it my...