Quotes

G.o.T. Quotes

“If your life were a movie, would you pay to see it?”

-Gods of Thailand

“Why should movie stars, rock stars, and millionaires have all the fun? Welcome to our world, welcome to the Gods of Thailand.”

-Gods of Thailand

“Remember what it was like when your phone didn’t ring every night with cute girls on the other end?”

-Gods of Thailand

Rule 1: Don’t fight the Thais!
Rule 2: Don’t get caught buying drugs!
Rule 3: Do whatever the fuck you want!

-Gods of Thailand

“There is always another party.”

-Gods of Thailand

“Welcome to Koh Phi Phi Don, Thailand’s real party and adventure island…if you like white girls.”

-Gods of Thailand

“I remember what it was like when I was a good boy…fuck I was boring!”

-Gods of Thailand

“If you say the words, “She’s different,” you’re an idiot. I unfortunately say those words every week…”

-Gods of Thailand

“Las Vegas is for pussies, Pattaya is for real men.”

-Gods of Thailand

“Pattaya will destroy you!”

-Gods of Thailand

“I thought I was ready for Pattaya…”

-Gods of Thailand

“People don’t want to be millionaires — they want to experience what they believe only millions can buy.”

-from Tim Ferriss

“They’re the best at what they do and I’m the best at what I do. And together it’s like, it’s on. Sorry, Middle America. Yeah, I said it.”

-from Charlie Sheen about porn stars and hookers